Sweden vs. Russia

The last day of group play puts Sweden vs Russia. The Russian need a win while the Swedes need a draw or win to advance. So who am I choosing? Let's compare the two.

Top Swedish Model: Caroline Winberg seen on the left.
Top Russian Model: Anna Kournikova seen to the right

Advantage: Russia

Sweden's greatest player: Henrick Larsson

Russian's greatest player: Lev Yashin (is he Jewish?)

advantage: Sweden

National Anthem singing:

advantage Sweden (zlatan ibrahimovic you are hanging out with malouda way too much... naughty, naughty)

Coolest name: Yuri Zhirkov (Pronounced zorkoff, which sounds similar to jerkoff) advantage Russia

Swedish Flag:

Russian Flag:

Advantage: Tie - You can't go wrong with red, white and blue, but you have to admit there is just something cool about the Swedish flag.

Best international business

Sweden: IKEA

Russia: Smirnoff

Furniture vs. drunkenness? Who is badder? I don't know many funiture manufacterers that woulc survive a drunk. Ask any WVU or Boston sports fan.

Advantage: Russia

Musician:

Russia: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Sweden: Abba

Advantage: Russia

Top female athlete:

Russia: Maria Sharapova

Sweden: Annika sorenstam

Russia

Obvioiusly you get the point who won this game.